- Me: hi I'd like to use your auditorium for a conference this fall
- Guy: ok just fill out this space request form and email it to us
- Me: ok. About how long does the approval process usually take?
- Guy: oh it usually doesn't take very long.
- Me: ok but how long is "not that long"? A few days? A couple weeks? A month?
- Guy: oh I don't know
- Me: Then how do you know it won't take that long????
Feminist snark, 1915 style
Cow Tells Dog a Secret
75-year-old Pakistani man killed by a white man with a machete in Birmingham two weeks ago. Barely any media coverage ›
Detectives appeal for witnesses after Mohammed Saleem, 75, was stabbed to death as he returned home from local mosque
The Summer Catalog: Here Comes The Sun
Photography by Rene Vaile